allthingswhumpyandangsty:

a screenshot of a twitter user ADWills, the tweet is captioned “but they’re pretty” with a meme featured two cartoonish figures, one is labeled as “.” who’s saying “just end the sentence!” as they hold back and pull away someone labeled as “writers” who’s smiling and reaching for an em dash, an ellipsis, a semicolon and a comma.ALT

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

stephanythedramaqueen:
“genterie:
“Richard Roxburgh and Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing (2004)
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The best part about this scene wasn’t just that Dracula didn’t have a reflection. She was at a ball with a few hundred other people attending it, and...

stephanythedramaqueen:

genterie:

Richard Roxburgh and Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing (2004)

The best part about this scene wasn’t just that Dracula didn’t have a reflection. She was at a ball with a few hundred other people attending it, and during this dance, there were dozens of other couples also dancing alongside Anna and Dracula. The scene showed that everyone at that ball was a vampire, not just Dracula. And she was the single only human there. It’s so subtly threatening to be surrounded by bloodthirsty killers all dressed to the nines, masked and pretty. And it was such an ingenious way of telling that part of the story, I adore this movie so much.

loth-catgirl:

symphony-of-lights:

honey-dont:

cat: skitters across the room at top speed and stops to stare at me

me: hello

cat: skitters in the opposite direction at terminal velocity

since this post won’t die it’s time for you all to see who it was written about. the big man himself

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yup

radio-silents:

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I call this one “cartoon mentors who went hard af from tv shows that disney didn’t deserve”

mr-leach:

limesultana:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

audio is unusual meows

He is performing a passionate soliloquy about treats

jackironsides:

carolxdanvers:

dancinbutterfly:

zombeesknees:

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u

drunk, queer, naked, slutty, loud, and completely full of shit

truly, the greatest role he has every portrayed

The three genders: lords, ladies, and not-sitting-on-a-cushion

Gender of the day: proletariat

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

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Woo! Yeah! Woohoo! Yippee! Hell yeah! Woo!

cipheramnesia:

runcibility:

a-dumb-bitch-apparently:

Do you ever see something that fills you with so much joy that if you don’t share it with people you’re going to explode? Yeah that’s this

🌺 Cheyenne

I really super appreciate that the music wasn’t dubbed over, but live audio was included because I cannot overemphasize HOW MUCH the flailing noises add to this

I don’t know who this person is or where they are but I adore them and their absolute commitment to being the very best of whatever the fuck this is that they are.

evilkitten3:

therobotmonster:

naamahdarling:

underthehedge:

cryptonature:

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I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.

To an octopus, a human is like a thinking being with blood-stained coral growing inside it.

I need to sit down and breathe into a bag for a while.

Its parts were obscenely limited in their movement. Each hinge could open or close only a small amount before reaching its limit, yet by working in concert they demonstrated unexpected dexterity, moving and manipulating the objects before it with cunning equal to my own. It was more torso than limb, as though a seal had been stretched and warped, given long grasping tentacles filled with bones like bars of coral.  It’s head was most horrid of all, flat and ovoid, jutting out too small from the trunk as though it belonged to a beast half its size.

The thing rose upon its lowermost appendages, two long trunks that ended in flat, protruding flippers that branched into stubby, grasping mockeries of a sucker. It’s triple-hinged uppermost limbs were similar, but the ends branched into five smaller tentacles, each with three hinges of their own.

I froze, as the thing’s gaze fell upon me and it opened its hideous fish-jaw, filled with thick, many-shaped teeth like white shards of stone, and spoke in a shrill, discordant babble. I felt its horrid dry grip on my flesh, as those hinged appendages closed on me like the legs of a crab.

I felt the heat of its body, tasted its noxious, oily flesh through my touch, and prepared for the end, and all went black as a swoon overtook me.

I awoke, some time later, the cold and comforting water, banished back to the comfort of the sea and the dark. I should be grateful I am alive. I should cast aside the experience like a half-remembered dream.

I shall never again go swimming in search of lights above. The last thing I recall before the darkness took me was my right eye popping free of the thing’s grasp enough to see into the distance for one brief moment.

I saw thousands of lights.

ok so it turns out “horror but it’s about something mundane from the perspective of a non-human animal” fucks severely

honeythegoblin:

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His name is Snak <3

girldong:

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I’m sorry I can’t be him.

madeleineengland:

*gnamm gnamm

askrobouteguilliman40k:

soraka-in-warhammer40k:

askrobouteguilliman40k:


soraka-in-warhammer40k

Since you are building Chaos Marines and consider FW-Option, ever considered the Dreadblade Drop-Pod?

No room.

Might be able to squeeze in a night raptor squad. They can proxy raptors.

Oh well with 115 points and not going into transport slots, they are more of a “plan around this” and less of a “just add them” sorta deal. Is it the points or are you running out of Fast Attack slots?

If they were not so absolutely expensive money-wise I’d have scrapped my GSC plans and gone full Alpha Legion but hey, maybe they’ll get plastic kits in the future…

Big secret time.

I don’t play.

I collect and pain because they look cool.

I am a bad Warhammer fan, spending all that money on shelf warmers.

Better a painted shelf to take pride in. than the horror of a table of the unpainted grey hordes!

 he says, not having played in a while, because origanising a game is annoyingly difficult sometimes. damn you travel times!